phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

(via orange-tic-tacs-boy)

lawhley:

timelord-badboy:

lawhley:

lawhley:

My mom is freaking out because she can’t find the banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she’s going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I’m currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen

Update: half of the bread is gone and so is all of my mom’s dignity

It looks like your mom’s gone

Bananas

Did you just-

(via bent-but-not-broken13)

livingaloneinparadise:

Best drift evaaaah
  • Me: oh thats cute
  • *checks price tag*
  • Me: no its not
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