i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick
If we’re dating, your hoodies become my hoodies.
when someone brings up something embarrassing you did years ago:
- guard: by the gods, it's true, isn't it? a dragon has attacked Whiterun. how could mere men bring down such a beast?
- female dragonborn: [looks straight into the camera like on the office]
- me: it wont bother me.
- me: *lies down*
- me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.